the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”
queen of the couch

queen of the couch

new house, new pal 😸 @therealjackiechan @yungcinnamon

new house, new pal 😸 @therealjackiechan @yungcinnamon

i was offered an internship with 6ABC for the fall semester like this is literally my dream and i’m so excited about it I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF I’M SO HAPPY!!!!!!

brokencyde:

do you think adam or eve pooped first

©