what will be your story now?

May 27

johnnydontcry:

my entire life is basically just spent anticipating when/what i’ll eat next

actually having potential plans for the second weekend and last week of june feels awesome

May 26

i look forward to nothing more than hearing the facebook chat sound

a wild binky appears

a wild binky appears

May 25

welcome to my summer

welcome to my summer

welp, looks like the first tiny plan of the summer that i had already has to be pushed back

i hate waiting for things

May 24

SOME CRAZY SCREAMING WOMAN OUTSIDE TRIED TO HIT HER (PRESUMABLY EX-) BOYFRIEND WITH HER CAR OUTSIDE MY HOUSE BUT HE STOOD ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO HIS CAR SO SHE COULDN’T BUT INSTEAD SHE HIT HIS CAR

AND THEN SHE STARTED YELLING MORE AND HIT HIS CAR HARDER TWO MORE TIMES SO THEN HE TRIED TO WALK BACK INSIDE THE APARTMENT AND SHE TRIED TO HIT HIM AGAIN AND THEN SHE FOLLOWED HIM INSIDE AND WHEN HE TRIED TO COME OUT AGAIN SHE GOT BACK IN HER CAR AND TRIED TO HIT HIM AGAIN

THEN SOME OTHER LADY CAME AND THEY BOTH TRIED TO CLIMB INSIDE A WINDOW

IT’S LIKE I’M WATCHING A LIVE EPISODE OF COPS

entertainmentweekly:

Original Dreamgirl Jennifer Holliday knows from stank faces; poor Idol runner-up Jessica Sanchez can barely keep up. The bottom line: This performance of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” is a master class in ridiculata.

last night i tweeted something to the effect of “if this isn’t on the internet by tomorrow i’ll be really upset” and i am so glad that the universe heard my prayers

entertainmentweekly:

Original Dreamgirl Jennifer Holliday knows from stank faces; poor Idol runner-up Jessica Sanchez can barely keep up. The bottom line: This performance of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” is a master class in ridiculata.

last night i tweeted something to the effect of “if this isn’t on the internet by tomorrow i’ll be really upset” and i am so glad that the universe heard my prayers