my entire life is basically just spent anticipating when/what i’ll eat next
actually having potential plans for the second weekend and last week of june feels awesome
i look forward to nothing more than hearing the facebook chat sound
a wild binky appears
welcome to my summer
welp, looks like the first tiny plan of the summer that i had already has to be pushed back
i hate waiting for things
SOME CRAZY SCREAMING WOMAN OUTSIDE TRIED TO HIT HER (PRESUMABLY EX-) BOYFRIEND WITH HER CAR OUTSIDE MY HOUSE BUT HE STOOD ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO HIS CAR SO SHE COULDN’T BUT INSTEAD SHE HIT HIS CAR
AND THEN SHE STARTED YELLING MORE AND HIT HIS CAR HARDER TWO MORE TIMES SO THEN HE TRIED TO WALK BACK INSIDE THE APARTMENT AND SHE TRIED TO HIT HIM AGAIN AND THEN SHE FOLLOWED HIM INSIDE AND WHEN HE TRIED TO COME OUT AGAIN SHE GOT BACK IN HER CAR AND TRIED TO HIT HIM AGAIN
THEN SOME OTHER LADY CAME AND THEY BOTH TRIED TO CLIMB INSIDE A WINDOW
IT’S LIKE I’M WATCHING A LIVE EPISODE OF COPS
Original Dreamgirl Jennifer Holliday knows from stank faces; poor Idol runner-up Jessica Sanchez can barely keep up. The bottom line: This performance of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” is a master class in ridiculata.
last night i tweeted something to the effect of “if this isn’t on the internet by tomorrow i’ll be really upset” and i am so glad that the universe heard my prayers