- lock yourself in the toilet bathroom for a half hour doing something mysterious in the sink when there’s a perfectly fine sink in the shower bathroom. i will probably consider peeing on your belongings before being forced to run down two floors to use the public bathroom in the lobby.
- leave a mysterious, disgusting, large brown stain on said sink from whatever the hell you’re doing in the bathroom and then neglect to clean it up for weeks or until someone says something about it and/or cleans it for you.
- throw out all of your disgusting used pads in the communal trash can in the bathroom, then leave them there as they pile up instead of taking your own disgusting trash out. sorry, nobody’s going to touch your period blood to throw it away for you.
- sleep somewhere else for a week but neglect to clear out all your dairy and perishable products from the fridge, which will go bad and make the fridge (which is mine) smell like shit.
- keep a gigantic pile of your dirty, unwashed-for-the-entire-semester-as-far-as-i-can-tell-because-they-haven’t-moved clothes on top of your dresser, which is located mere feet from the head of my bed.
- ask my boyfriend and i to not disturb you on the weekends when you’re sleeping, then proceed to crumple bags, shut doors, talk on the phone, and watch TV every day when i am/we are trying to nap.
- leave the same song playing on repeat for an hour while you’re in the shower and i’m sitting here clearly trying to do work. the same goes for watching TV without headphones.
- hoard all of your trash in a gigantic shopping bag that’s blocking the door of the fridge rather than throwing it out in the trash room.
