welp, looks like the first tiny plan of the summer that i had already has to be pushed back

i hate waiting for things

SOME CRAZY SCREAMING WOMAN OUTSIDE TRIED TO HIT HER (PRESUMABLY EX-) BOYFRIEND WITH HER CAR OUTSIDE MY HOUSE BUT HE STOOD ON THE SIDEWALK NEXT TO HIS CAR SO SHE COULDN’T BUT INSTEAD SHE HIT HIS CAR

AND THEN SHE STARTED YELLING MORE AND HIT HIS CAR HARDER TWO MORE TIMES SO THEN HE TRIED TO WALK BACK INSIDE THE APARTMENT AND SHE TRIED TO HIT HIM AGAIN AND THEN SHE FOLLOWED HIM INSIDE AND WHEN HE TRIED TO COME OUT AGAIN SHE GOT BACK IN HER CAR AND TRIED TO HIT HIM AGAIN

THEN SOME OTHER LADY CAME AND THEY BOTH TRIED TO CLIMB INSIDE A WINDOW

IT’S LIKE I’M WATCHING A LIVE EPISODE OF COPS

last night i tried to go to bed at 2 because i was so bored and nobody was online to talk to but i ended up laying in bed awake until 3:30 when evan got home so i videochatted with him for an hour and tried to go to bed again but couldn’t fall asleep until 6:30 and then i woke up every hour after that. and then through all that i had a headache.

LAST NIGHT WAS SO AWESOME

WEDNESDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

just kidding it’s not beer it’s apple juice because i’m 5 and apple juice is yummy

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first game of the season tonight

oh hey look what’s officially up

why yes, i did by these insane shorts earlier and no, for some reason i don’t regret it one bit

this is the best day of my life

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